A song about foxes

 
Well,  
E 
I’ve heard it said, that the fox is the sluttier  
B 
kind
 
I’d  
E 
just like to add this one thing that’s been on my  
B 
mind:
 
A  
E 
stereotype is such a bad thing to  
B 
do
 
So,  
E 
listen up and I’ll straighten record for  
B 
you

 

 
See  
A 
just ‘cos we’re  
B 
slutty
 
it  
Ab 
don’t mean we’re  
A 
bunnies,
 
No,  
A 
foxes will  
B 
love you for  
E 
life.

 

 
Love, love  
E 
love, pull the tail right  
B 
up
 
We  
A 
might raise a  
B 
tail or two,
 
Ab 
But just like the  
A 
doggies 
 
do
 
A 
Foxes are  
B 
loyal for  
E 
life 

 

 
E 
Please don’t assume that I have been lying to  
B 
you
 
A  
E 
fox will bend over for a guy who’s named rover, or  
B 
two

 

 
Not  
A 
hung like the  
B 
tigers,
 
Most
Ab 
ly pillow  
A 
biters
 
Yeah,  
A 
foxes will  
B 
love you for  
E 
life.
 
Love love  
E 
love, collar, leash and  
B 
cuffs
 
We  
A 
take just what we can  
B 
get
 
Ab 
but I have not yet  
A 
met
 
A  
A 
fox who has  
B 
had quite  
E 
enough

 

 
And  
E 
so my friend here I come to the serious  
B 
part.
 
A  
E 
secret truth that I should have said from the  
B 
start.
 
While you’re  
A 
putting your  
B 
cockses
 
In  
Ab 
all of them  
A 
foxes
 
They’re  
A 
filling the  
B 
holes in their  
E 
hearts

 

 
Love, Love,  
E 
Love, Never quite  
B 
enough
 
While you’re  
A 
panting and  
B 
moaning
 
He’s  
Ab 
lying there  
A 
hoping
 
You’ll  
A 
make him your  
B 
foxie for  
E 
life

 

 
Love, Love,  
E 
Love.

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